The Grave Yard Guard Authority of Dolores needs recognition.
They say, “We’ll help you indeed, just tell us your need!
Want to sell back your plot? We’ll help you a lot.
We think it’s so nifty, we’ll even give you a fifty.
Should you sell to another, we’ll still help you, dear brother, but there is a transfer fee of $50 you’ll see!
For the final figure we’ve got a real Digger!
Oh yes, he is so nifty, and only charges $650!”
Judson “J.R.” Williams
Cahone