Oh, baby, it’s cold outside!
Reportedly, getting your fanny frozen off is not only unpleasant, it makes you walk funny!
That being the case, please! May we have some global warming up our way? We’ll take all you have to spare!
And what is that strange lump in the front yard? And come to think of it, whatever happened to that salesman?
Muriel Sluyter
Dolores